In which a cocktail will probably supercede a nice, healthy run or a trip to Home Depot.
May 16, 2008 by rosie
I know it sounds weird, but sometimes I try to read this blog like I am not the one who wrote it. And sometimes, I’ll enjoy it! I’ll read through my archives for entertainment, not for nostalgia, and sometimes I’ll even laugh.
Yeah, anyway, so I just read that last year at this time I was getting ready to go to Belize and I got so jealous of myself.
(No! I am not smoking crack! But it’s certainly schizophrenic-sounding of me, isn’t it?)
God, instead of fun trips and drunken mishaps, all this blog is lately is lame tales about the house. Fuck, it’s like I am a damn niche blog. Instead of a mommyblog, I’m a new-house blog; except the baby here has walls, a roof, a yard, and an incessant cry for new furniture.
So instead of doing house stuff tonight, I am going to go out and get hammered. JUST SO MY LIFE ISN’T SO BORING.
Just kidding!
(I hope. I have high hopes for going for a run after work, but a friend wants to hang out and since Kevin is not into hanging out because he is Mr. Marathon this weekend, that means I am going to be easily coerced into happy hour-style drinks and as a result will not go for a run as planned.)
Actually, hammered-time was last Friday night. Em came down and we went to Vita and lord, that is where the trouble starts and ends. I have sternly ordered the bartender there never to bestow upon me a shot ever again. Shots + red wine = bad news. And lost cell phones. I LOST MY CELL PHONE! Do you know how much that sucked?
Wasn’t the first time that happened though. I once lost my phone at PT’s Showclub (which yes, is a strip club, in case you were wondering) but when I called it, someone actually answered it and told me he was a bouncer there and to come ‘n git it! So, that time, it was sucessfully retrieved. This time, I wasn’t so lucky.
Anyway, I guess the last 2 things on my mind before I spend the next 30 minutes here at work cleaning my desk and watering my plants are a) I don’t want to grow up and feel old! and b) I have the biggest crush on Sufjan Stevens. His music rocks my world.
Nice weekends to all!
xoxo
Wait, you’re all mad because you’re writing about your house. When (a) you just went to BRAZIL not too long ago, (b) you went to BELIZE last year and (c) YOU BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE, WHICH IS VERY EXCITING!!! C’mon now, give yourself a little more credit. Not everyday can be filled with booze and travel. :-)
Say…didn’t you mix wine and shots the last time we went to Lola?
Hmmm.
:-)